"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
Boys are either cute dumb puppies or douchey annoying seagulls there is no in-between
pffffffffffffffffffffffffft as if
YEA thats stupid for example i’m not a cute puppy i am a strong individual