zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

(via jerkidiot)

(Source: voguelustys, via frighted)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via confirmance)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via unpopuler)

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via asian)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via trust)

britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

image

(via blastortoise-chan)

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via guy)

blastortoise-chan:

denchgang:

wangdude2006:

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

'I may be white on the outside but I'm asian on the inside' is a pretty racist thing to say for someone that cares that strongly about social justice

because its fake..

this is like….clearly fake….

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

image

that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

note-a-bear:

weloveblackgirls:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

I heard y’all was talking shit

"I thought you said you had to work late"

(via guy)

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

image

whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

(via pearamedic)

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

(via instagrampa)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via pearamedic)